Jokes and wonders of the bible

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episode 50

Did God created man on the fifth day or seventh???
Here they say that god created man on the fifth day
Genesis 1 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...01&version=KJV
23And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
And here they say that god created man on the seventh day ?
Genesis 2 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...02&version=KJV
2And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
3And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
4These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,
5And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
6But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
7And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

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Episode 51
The flocks conceive
Genesis 30 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...30&version=KJV
38And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
39And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

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Episode 52
God gets tired and had a rest after work
Do you believe that God rested after work?

Genesis 2 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...02&version=KJV
3And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
But it seems that Isaiah knows God more than Moses because he said
Isaiah 40 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...kup_showxrefs=
28 Do you not know?
Have you not heard?
The LORD is the everlasting God,
the Creator of the ends of the earth.
He will not grow tired or weary,
and his understanding no one can fathom.