Jokes and wonders of the bible

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Episode 28

2- How old was he ?

Kings2 : 8 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...08&version=KJV
26Two and twenty years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign; and he reigned one year in Jerusalem. And his mother's name was Athaliah, the daughter of Omri king of Israel.
Chronicles2 : 22 )King James Version)
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2Forty and two years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign, and he reigned one year in Jerusalem. His mother's name also was Athaliah the daughter of Omri.

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Episode 29
How many stalls for horses Solomon had
Kings1: 4) King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...04&version=KJV
26And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.

Chronicles2 : 9 )King James Version)
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25And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen; whom he bestowed in the chariot cities, and with the king at Jerusalem.

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Episode 30
How many baths it contained ?

Kings 7 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...07&version=KJV
26And it was an hand breadth thick, and the brim thereof was wrought like the brim of a cup, with flowers of lilies: it contained two thousand baths.
Chronicles2 : 4 )King James Version)
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5And the thickness of it was an handbreadth, and the brim of it like the work of the brim of a cup, with flowers of lilies; and it received and held three thousand baths.

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Episode 31
Don’t they know the difference between thousands and hundreds ??

Samuel2 : 8 )King James Version)
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3David smote also Hadadezer, the son of Rehob, king of Zobah, as he went to recover his border at the river Euphrates.
4And David took from him a thousand chariots, and seven hundred horsemen, and twenty thousand footmen: and David houghed all the chariot horses, but reserved of them for an hundred chariots.

Chronicles1 : 18 )King James Version)
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3And David smote Hadarezer king of Zobah unto Hamath, as he went to stablish his dominion by the river Euphrates.
4And David took from him a thousand chariots, and seven thousand horsemen, and twenty thousand footmen: David also houghed all the chariot horses, but reserved of them an hundred chariots.
Swear to God a person may wonder how there are 1.7 billion person on earth Follow this book and saying that it’s from God
Maybe they don’t read

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Episode 32
Which son he sent Joram or Hadoram

Samuel2 : 8 )King James Version)
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9When Toi king of Hamath heard that David had smitten all the host of Hadadezer,
10Then Toi sent Joram his son unto king David, to salute him, and to bless him, because he had fought against Hadadezer, and smitten him: for Hadadezer had wars with Toi. And Joram brought with him vessels of silver, and vessels of gold, and vessels of brass:

Chronicles1 : 18 )King James Version)
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9Now when Tou king of Hamath heard how David had smitten all the host of Hadarezer king of Zobah;
10He sent Hadoram his son to king David, to enquire of his welfare, and to congratulate him, because he had fought against Hadarezer, and smitten him; (for Hadarezer had war with Tou;) and with him all manner of vessels of gold and silver and brass.

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Episode 33
The Author of the Bible is either stupid or drunk
In the same chapter once he said that Michel had five sons and once said that she didn’t had any son

Samuel2 : 6 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...06&version=KJV
23Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.

Samuel2 : 21 )King James Version)
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8But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:

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Episode 34
The testimony of jesus , valid or not valid
John 5 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...05&version=NIV
31"If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid
John 8 )New International Version)
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14Jesus answered, "Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid

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Episode 35
Did Jesus die before or after the curtain of the temple was torn?
1- before
Matthew 27 )New International Version)
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50And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit. 51At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom.
2- after
Luke 23 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...23&version=NIV
45for the sun stopped shining. And the curtain of the temple was torn in two. 46Jesus called out with a loud voice, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." When he had said this, he breathed his last.

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Episode 36

Did Jesus ascend to Paradise the same day of the crucifixion?

1- yes . He said to the thief who defended him, Today you will be with me in Paradise
Luke 23 )New International Version)
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43Jesus answered him, "I tell you the truth, today you will be with me in paradise."
2- No. He said to Mary Magdelene two days later, I have not yet ascended to the Father
John 20 )New International Version)
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17Jesus said, "Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, 'I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.' "

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Episode 37

How did Judas die?
1- After he threw the money into the temple he went away and hanged himself

Matthew 27 )New International Version)
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5So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself.

2- After he bought the field with the price of his evil deed he fell headlong and burst open in the middle and all his bowels gushed out

Acts 1 )New International Version)
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18(With the reward he got for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out.