اعرض النسخة الكاملة : Jokes and wonders of the bible
زهرة المودة
02.08.2010, 12:27
In the Name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
Jokes and the wonders of the Bible
thanks to our brother sa3d
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زهرة المودة
02.08.2010, 12:31
First Episode
Ezekiel 4 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%204&version=NASB
12"You shall eat it as a barley cake, having baked it in their sight over human dung."
13Then the LORD said, "Thus will the sons of Israel eat their bread unclean among the nations where I will banish them."
14But I said, " Ah, Lord GOD! Behold, I have never been defiled; for from my youth until now I have never eaten what died of itself or was torn by beasts, nor has any unclean meat ever entered my mouth."
15Then He said to me, "See, I will give you cow's dung in place of human dung over which you will prepare your bread."
The man was eating his bread on human dung but God corrected his situation and give him cow’s dung instead of human dung
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Isaiah 36 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+36&version=NIV
12 But the commander replied, "Was it only to your master and you that my master sent me to say these things, and not to the men sitting on the wall—who, like you, will have to eat their own filth and drink their own urine?"
The men’s are eating their own filth and drinking their own urine
Deuteronomy 23)New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2023&version=NASB
13and you shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be when you sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up your excrement.
Why should he return to his faeces to cover them ?
What are the benefits of covering the stool ?
Why did he pass out his stool in an unsuitable place from the beginning ?
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زهرة المودة
02.08.2010, 12:33
The second episode
Donkeys Dialogue
Numbers 22)New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+22&version=NIV
Balaam's Donkey
21 Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the princes of Moab. 22 But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the LORD stood in the road to oppose him. Balaam was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him. 23 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand, she turned off the road into a field. Balaam beat her to get her back on the road.
24 Then the angel of the LORD stood in a narrow path between two vineyards, with walls on both sides. 25 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she pressed close to the wall, crushing Balaam's foot against it. So he beat her again.
26 Then the angel of the LORD moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left. 27 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat her with his staff. 28 Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?"
29 Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now."
30 The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?"
"No," he said.
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زهرة المودة
02.08.2010, 13:12
The third episode
The trees dialogue
Judges 9 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges+9&version=NIV
8 One day the trees went out to anoint a king for themselves. They said to the olive tree, 'Be our king.'
9 "But the olive tree answered, 'Should I give up my oil, by which both gods and men are honored, to hold sway over the trees?'
10 "Next, the trees said to the fig tree, 'Come and be our king.'
11 "But the fig tree replied, 'Should I give up my fruit, so good and sweet, to hold sway over the trees?'
12 "Then the trees said to the vine, 'Come and be our king.'
13 "But the vine answered, 'Should I give up my wine, which cheers both gods and men, to hold sway over the trees?'
14 "Finally all the trees said to the thornbush, 'Come and be our king.'
15 "The thornbush said to the trees, 'If you really want to anoint me king over you, come and take refuge in my shade; but if not, then let fire come out of the thornbush and consume the cedars of Lebanon!'
seems to me that the auther of this story has a nice imagination
زهرة المودة
02.08.2010, 13:16
Fourth episode
Is their anything in this world called dragon
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Revelation 12 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+12&version=NIV
3Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on his heads. 4His tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the earth. The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that he might devour her child the moment it was born.
Is this the word of God in his Bible? Or Tales of the ancients
?
And why he have seven heads and ten horns instead of fourteen horns
seems that john was having a trip to wonderland
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Genesis 1 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%201&version=NASB
21God created the great sea monsters
And where are those monsters ???
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زهرة المودة
02.08.2010, 13:41
The fifth episode
People are eating their own kids
2 Kings 6 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Kings+6&version=NASB
28And the king said to her, " What is the matter with you?" And she answered, "This woman said to me, 'Give your son that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.'
29" So we boiled my son and ate him; and I said to her on the next day, 'Give your son, that we may eat him'; but she has hidden her son."
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Deuteronomy 28 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+28&version=NASB
53" Then you shall eat the offspring of your own body, the flesh of your sons and of your daughters whom the LORD your God has given you, during the siege and the distress by which your enemy will oppress you.
57and toward her afterbirth which issues from between her legs and toward her children whom she bears; for she will eat them secretly for lack of anything else, during the siege and the distress by which your enemy will oppress you in your towns.
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زهرة المودة
02.08.2010, 13:47
The sixth episode
The bible has quoted by books that doesn’t exist
Numbers 21 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+21&version=NASB
14Therefore it is said in the Book of the Wars of the LORD,
"Waheb in Suphah,
And the wadis of the Arnon,
Joshua 10 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Joshua+10&version=NASB
13 So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped,
Until the nation avenged themselves of their enemies
Is it not written in the book of Jashar? And (N)the sun stopped in the middle of the sky and did not hasten to go down for about a whole day.
Kings1 : 11 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Kings+11&version=NASB
41 Now the rest of the acts of Solomon and whatever he did, and his wisdom, are they not written in the book of the acts of Solomon?
Chronicles1 : 29 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Chronicles+29&version=NASB
29Now the acts of King David, from first to last, are written in the chronicles of Samuel the seer, in the chronicles of Nathan the prophet and in the chronicles of Gad the seer,
Chronicles2 : 9 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Chronicles+9&version=NASB
29Now the rest of the acts of Solomon, from first to last, are they not written in the records of Nathan the prophet, and in the prophecy of Ahijah the Shilonite, and in the visions of Iddo the seer concerning Jeroboam the son of Nebat?
Where are all those books ???
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زهرة المودة
03.08.2010, 16:31
The seventh episode
Sadistic David
Samuel2 : 4 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel+4&version=NASB
12Then David commanded the young men, and they killed them and cut off their hands and feet and hung them up beside the pool in Hebron But they took the head of Ish-bosheth (Q)and buried it in the grave of Abner in Hebron.
زهرة المودة
03.08.2010, 16:32
Episode 8
Eunuch
Deuteronomy 23 )The Message)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2023&version=MSG
1 No eunuch is to enter the congregation of GOD. 2 No bastard is to enter the congregation of GOD, even to the tenth generation, nor any of his children.
What is the fault of eunuch
But he should also eunuchs himself to enter heaven
Matthew 19)New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+19&version=NASB
12"For there are eunuchs who were born that way from their mother's womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it."
Why do you eunuchs yourselves for the kingdom of heaven??
زهرة المودة
03.08.2010, 16:33
The ninth Episopde
Christ riding on two donkeys together!!!!
Matthew 21 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2021&version=NIV
5"Say to the Daughter of Zion,
'See, your king comes to you,
gentle and riding on a donkey,
on a colt, the foal of a donkey.' "[a]
6The disciples went and did as Jesus had instructed them. 7They brought the donkey and the colt, placed their cloaks on them, and Jesus sat on them
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زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 01:48
Episode 10
David
Samuel2 : 23 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel%2023&version=NIV
8 These are the names of David's mighty men:
Josheb-Basshebeth, a Tahkemonite, was chief of the Three; he raised his spear against eight hundred men, whom he killed in one encounter.
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Blessings on the Prophet
Chronicles1 : 11 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Chronicles+11&version=NASB
11These constitute the list of the mighty men whom David had: Jashobeam, the son of a Hachmonite, the chief of the thirty; he lifted up his spear against three hundred whom he killed at one time.
The first report said 800 and the second said 300 !!!!
So tell me 300 or 800
And one more question
Is this a bomb or a spear !!!!!!!
زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 02:30
Episode eleven
See how the Palestinians were killed
Judges 3 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges+3&version=NIV
31 After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six
hundred Philistines with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel.
Oh my god
Judges 15 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges+15&version=NIV
15 Finding a fresh jawbone of a donkey, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men.
16 Then Samson said,
"With a donkey's jawbone
I have made donkeys of them
With a donkey's jawbone
I have killed a thousand men."
Oh my God
زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 08:15
Episode 12
Break the neck of the donkey
Exodus 13 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2013&version=NIV
13 Redeem with a lamb every firstborn donkey, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem every firstborn among your sons.
Why is this ?
What is the fault of the donkey ?
زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 08:16
Episode 13
Chapter of Greetings
Romans 16 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans+16&version=NIV
1I commend to you our sister Phoebe, a servant of the ****** in Cenchrea. 2I ask you to receive her in the Lord in a way worthy of the saints and to give her any help she may need from you, for she has been a great help to many people, including me. 3Greet Priscilla and Aquila, my fellow workers in Christ Jesus. 4They risked their lives for me. Not only I but all the ******es of the Gentiles are grateful to them. 5Greet also the ****** that meets at their house. Greet my dear friend Epenetus, who was the first convert to Christ in the province of Asia. 6Greet Mary, who worked very hard for you. 7Greet Andronicus and Junias, my relatives who have been in prison with me. They are outstanding among the apostles, and they were in Christ before I was. 8Greet Ampliatus, whom I love in the Lord. 9Greet Urbanus, our fellow worker in Christ, and my dear friend Stachys. 10Greet Apelles, tested and approved in Christ. Greet those who belong to the household of Aristobulus. 11Greet Herodion, my relative. Greet those in the household of Narcissus who are in the Lord. 12Greet Tryphena and Tryphosa, those women who work hard in the Lord. Greet my dear friend Persis, another woman who has worked very hard in the Lord. 13Greet Rufus, chosen in the Lord, and his mother, who has been a mother to me, too. 14Greet Asyncritus, Phlegon, Hermes, Patrobas, Hermas and the brothers with them. 15Greet Philologus, Julia, Nereus and his sister, and Olympas and all the saints with them. 16Greet one another with a holy kiss. All the ******es of Christ send greetings.
17I urge you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and put obstacles in your way that are contrary to the teaching you have learned. Keep away from them. 18For such people are not serving our Lord Christ, but their own appetites. By smooth talk and flattery they deceive the minds of naive people. 19Everyone has heard about your obedience, so I am full of joy over you; but I want you to be wise about what is good, and innocent about what is evil.
20The God of peace will soon crush Satan under your feet.
The grace of our Lord Jesus be with you.
21Timothy, my fellow worker, sends his greetings to you, as do Lucius, Jason and Sosipater, my relatives.
22I, Tertius, who wrote down this letter, greet you in the Lord.
23Gaius, whose hospitality I and the whole ****** here enjoy, sends you his greetings.
Erastus, who is the city's director of public works, and our brother Quartus send you their greetings.[
What is the importance of reading all these greetings ? what is the message that God wants to tell us from it ?
زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 08:44
Episode 14
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+3&version=NIV
8 Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the LORD God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the LORD God among the trees of the garden. 9 But the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?"
Why did they hide among trees ?
didn't they know that God exists everywhere !!!!!!
Why did God ask "Where are you?" ????????
Dosen't he know where to find his creatures
زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 08:55
Episode 15
Captive Woman in the bible
Deuteronomy 21 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21&version=NIV
Marrying a Captive Woman
10 When you go to war against your enemies and the LORD your God delivers them into your hands and you take captives, 11 if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. 12 Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails 13 and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife. 14 If you are not pleased with her, let her go
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الحب لله
04.08.2010, 11:37
مشاركة بالخطأ أرجو حذفها
زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 11:45
Episode 16
If you are under 18 years old don’t read this episode
Ezekiel 23 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023&version=NASB
Ezekiel 23
Oholah and Oholibah's Sin and Its Consequences
1The word of the LORD came to me again, saying,
2"Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother;
3and they played the harlot in Egypt. They played the harlot in their youth; there their breasts were pressed and there their virgin bosom was handled.
4"Their names were Oholah the elder and Oholibah her sister. And they became Mine, and they bore sons and daughters. And as for their names, Samaria is Oholah and Jerusalem is Oholibah.
5"Oholah played the harlot while she was Mine; and she lusted after her lovers, after the Assyrians, her neighbors,
6who were clothed in purple, governors and officials, all of them desirable young men, horsemen riding on horses.
7"She bestowed her harlotries on them, all of whom were the choicest men of Assyria; and with all whom she lusted after, with all their idols she defiled herself.
8"She did not forsake her harlotries from the time in Egypt; for in her youth men had lain with her, and they handled her virgin bosom and poured out their lust on her.
9"Therefore, I gave her into the hand of her lovers, into the hand of the Assyrians, after whom she lusted.
10"They uncovered her nakedness; they took her sons and her daughters, but they slew her with the sword. Thus she became a byword among women, and they executed judgments on her.
11"Now her sister Oholibah saw this, yet she was more corrupt in her lust than she, and her harlotries were more than the harlotries of her sister.
12"She lusted after the Assyrians, governors and officials, the ones near, magnificently dressed, horsemen riding on horses, all of them desirable young men.
13"I saw that she had defiled herself; they both took the same way.
14"So she increased her harlotries. And she saw men portrayed on the wall, images of the Chaldeans portrayed with vermilion,
15girded with belts on their loins, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them looking like officers, like the Babylonians in Chaldea, the land of their birth.
16"When she saw them she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea.
17"The Babylonians came to her to the bed of love and defiled her with their harlotry. And when she had been defiled by them, she became disgusted with them.
18"She uncovered her harlotries and uncovered her nakedness; then I became disgusted with her, as I had become disgusted with her sister.
19"Yet she multiplied her harlotries, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
20"She lusted after their paramours, whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
21"Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom because of the breasts of your youth.
22"Therefore, O Oholibah, thus says the Lord GOD, 'Behold I will arouse your lovers against you, from whom you were alienated, and I will bring them against you from every side
زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 12:46
Episode 17
Five chapters of flirtation and love
Song of Solomon 4 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song%20of%20Solomon+4&version=NIV
Song of Solomon 4
Lover
1 How beautiful you are, my darling!
Oh, how beautiful!
Your eyes behind your veil are doves.
Your hair is like a flock of goats
descending from Mount Gilead.
2 Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn,
coming up from the washing.
Each has its twin;
not one of them is alone.
3 Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon;
your mouth is lovely.
Your temples behind your veil
are like the halves of a pomegranate.
4 Your neck is like the tower of David,
built with elegance [a] ;
on it hang a thousand shields,
all of them shields of warriors.
5 Your two breasts are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.
6 Until the day breaks
and the shadows flee,
I will go to the mountain of myrrh
and to the hill of incense.
7 All beautiful you are, my darling;
there is no flaw in you.
8 Come with me from Lebanon, my bride,
come with me from Lebanon.
Descend from the crest of Amana,
from the top of Senir, the summit of Hermon,
from the lions' dens
and the mountain haunts of the leopards.
9 You have stolen my heart, my sister, my bride;
you have stolen my heart
with one glance of your eyes,
with one jewel of your necklace.
10 How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride!
How much more pleasing is your love than wine,
and the fragrance of your perfume than any spice!
11 Your lips drop sweetness as the honeycomb, my bride;
milk and honey are under your tongue.
The fragrance of your garments is like that of Lebanon.
12 You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride;
you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain.
13 Your plants are an orchard of pomegranates
with choice fruits,
with henna and nard,
14 nard and saffron,
calamus and cinnamon,
with every kind of incense tree,
with myrrh and aloes
and all the finest spices.
15 You are [b] a garden fountain,
a well of flowing water
streaming down from Lebanon.
Beloved
16 Awake, north wind,
and come, south wind!
Blow on my garden,
that its fragrance may spread abroad.
Let my lover come into his garden
and taste its choice fruits.
Song of Solomon 5 )New International Version)
Song of Solomon 5
Lover
1 I have come into my garden, my sister, my bride;
I have gathered my myrrh with my spice.
I have eaten my honeycomb and my honey;
I have drunk my wine and my milk.
Friends
Eat, O friends, and drink;
drink your fill, O lovers.
Beloved
2 I slept but my heart was awake.
Listen! My lover is knocking:
"Open to me, my sister, my darling,
my dove, my flawless one.
My head is drenched with dew,
my hair with the dampness of the night."
3 I have taken off my robe—
must I put it on again?
I have washed my feet—
must I soil them again?
4 My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening;
my heart began to pound for him.
5 I arose to open for my lover,
and my hands dripped with myrrh,
my fingers with flowing myrrh,
on the handles of the lock.
6 I opened for my lover,
but my lover had left; he was gone.
My heart sank at his departure. [a]
I looked for him but did not find him.
I called him but he did not answer.
7 The watchmen found me
as they made their rounds in the city.
They beat me, they bruised me;
they took away my cloak,
those watchmen of the walls!
8 O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you—
if you find my lover,
what will you tell him?
Tell him I am faint with love.
Friends
9 How is your beloved better than others,
most beautiful of women?
How is your beloved better than others,
that you charge us so?
Beloved
10 My lover is radiant and ruddy,
outstanding among ten thousand.
11 His head is purest gold;
his hair is wavy
and black as a raven.
12 His eyes are like doves
by the water streams,
washed in milk,
mounted like jewels.
13 His cheeks are like beds of spice
yielding perfume.
His lips are like lilies
dripping with myrrh.
14 His arms are rods of gold
set with chrysolite.
His body is like polished ivory
decorated with sapphires. [b]
15 His legs are pillars of marble
set on bases of pure gold.
His appearance is like Lebanon,
choice as its cedars.
16 His mouth is sweetness itself;
he is altogether lovely.
This is my lover, this my friend,
O daughters of Jerusalem.
Song of Solomon 6 )New International Version)
Song of Solomon 6
Friends
1Where has your lover gone,
most beautiful of women?
Which way did your lover turn,
that we may look for him with you?
Beloved
2 My lover has gone down to his garden,
to the beds of spices,
to browse in the gardens
and to gather lilies.
3 I am my lover's and my lover is mine;
he browses among the lilies.
Lover
4 You are beautiful, my darling, as Tirzah,
lovely as Jerusalem,
majestic as troops with banners.
5 Turn your eyes from me;
they overwhelm me.
Your hair is like a flock of goats
descending from Gilead.
6 Your teeth are like a flock of sheep
coming up from the washing.
Each has its twin,
not one of them is alone.
7 Your temples behind your veil
are like the halves of a pomegranate.
8 Sixty queens there may be,
and eighty concubines,
and virgins beyond number;
9 but my dove, my perfect one, is unique,
the only daughter of her mother,
the favorite of the one who bore her.
The maidens saw her and called her blessed;
the queens and concubines praised her.
Friends
10 Who is this that appears like the dawn,
fair as the moon, bright as the sun,
majestic as the stars in procession?
Lover
11 I went down to the grove of nut trees
to look at the new growth in the valley,
to see if the vines had budded
or the pomegranates were in bloom.
12 Before I realized it,
my desire set me among the royal chariots of my people. [a]
Friends
13 Come back, come back, O Shulammite;
come back, come back, that we may gaze on you!
Lover
Why would you gaze on the Shulammite
as on the dance of Mahanaim?
Song of Solomon 7 )New International Version)
Song of Solomon 7
1 How beautiful your sandaled feet,
O prince's daughter!
Your graceful legs are like jewels,
the work of a craftsman's hands.
2 Your navel is a rounded goblet
that never lacks blended wine.
Your waist is a mound of wheat
encircled by lilies.
3 Your breasts are like two fawns,
twins of a gazelle.
4 Your neck is like an ivory tower.
Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon
by the gate of Bath Rabbim.
Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon
looking toward Damascus.
5 Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel.
Your hair is like royal tapestry;
the king is held captive by its tresses.
6 How beautiful you are and how pleasing,
O love, with your delights!
7 Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your breasts like clusters of fruit.
8 I said, "I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit."
May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,
9 and your mouth like the best wine.
Beloved
May the wine go straight to my lover,
flowing gently over lips and teeth. [a]
10 I belong to my lover,
and his desire is for me.
11 Come, my lover, let us go to the countryside,
let us spend the night in the villages. [b]
12 Let us go early to the vineyards
to see if the vines have budded,
if their blossoms have opened,
and if the pomegranates are in bloom—
there I will give you my love.
13 The mandrakes send out their fragrance,
and at our door is every delicacy,
both new and old,
that I have stored up for you, my lover.
Song of Solomon 8 )New International Version)
Song of Solomon 8
1 If only you were to me like a brother,
who was nursed at my mother's breasts!
Then, if I found you outside,
I would kiss you,
and no one would despise me.
2 I would lead you
and bring you to my mother's house—
she who has taught me.
I would give you spiced wine to drink,
the nectar of my pomegranates.
3 His left arm is under my head
and his right arm embraces me.
4 Daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you:
Do not arouse or awaken love
until it so desires.
Friends
5 Who is this coming up from the desert
leaning on her lover?
Beloved
Under the apple tree I roused you;
there your mother conceived you,
there she who was in labor gave you birth.
6 Place me like a seal over your heart,
like a seal on your arm;
for love is as strong as death,
its jealousy [a] unyielding as the grave. [b]
It burns like blazing fire,
like a mighty flame. [c]
7 Many waters cannot quench love;
rivers cannot wash it away.
If one were to give
all the wealth of his house for love,
it [d] would be utterly scorned.
Friends
8 We have a young sister,
and her breasts are not yet grown.
What shall we do for our sister
for the day she is spoken for?
9 If she is a wall,
we will build towers of silver on her.
If she is a door,
we will enclose her with panels of cedar.
Beloved
10 I am a wall,
and my breasts are like towers.
Thus I have become in his eyes
like one bringing contentment.
11 Solomon had a vineyard in Baal Hamon;
he let out his vineyard to tenants.
Each was to bring for its fruit
a thousand shekels [e] of silver.
12 But my own vineyard is mine to give;
the thousand shekels are for you, O Solomon,
and two hundred [f] are for those who tend its fruit.
Lover
13 You who dwell in the gardens
with friends in attendance,
let me hear your voice!
Beloved
14 Come away, my lover,
and be like a gazelle
or like a young stag
on the spice-laden mountains.
Is this word of God or the words of a drunk man
زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 15:52
Episode 18
Deuteronomy 21
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21&version=NASB
Expiation of a Crime
1"If a slain person is found lying in the open country in the land which the LORD your God gives you to possess, and it is not known who has struck him,
2then your elders and your judges shall go out and measure the distance to the cities which are around the slain one.
3"It shall be that the city which is nearest to the slain man, that is, the elders of that city, shall take a heifer of the herd, which has not been worked and which has not pulled in a yoke;
4and the elders of that city shall bring the heifer down to a valley with running water, which has not been plowed or sown, and shall break the heifer's neck there in the valley.
5"Then the priests, the sons of Levi, shall come near, for the LORD your God has chosen them to serve Him and to bless in the name of the LORD; and every dispute and every assault shall be settled by them.
6"All the elders of that city which is nearest to the slain man shall wash their hands over the heifer whose neck was broken in the valley;
7and they shall answer and say, 'Our hands did not shed this blood, nor did our eyes see it.
What is the sin of the heifer ????
What is this stupid law ??
زهرة المودة
04.08.2010, 16:41
Episode 19
The Veil ( hair and face covering ) in the bible
Hair covering
Corinthians1 (11:5
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians+11&version=NIV
5And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is just as though her head were shaved. 6If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off; and if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head. 7A man ought not to cover his head,[b] since he is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man.
Timothy1 (2:9-10
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Timothy+2&version=NIV
"I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God"
Face covering in songs of solomon
Song of Solomon 4 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song%20of%20Solomon%204&version=NIV
1 How beautiful you are, my darling!
Oh, how beautiful!
Your eyes behind your veil are doves.
3 Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon;
your mouth is lovely.
Your temples behind your veil
are like the halves of a pomegranate.
Isaiah 47 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+47&version=NASB
2"Take the millstones and grind meal
Remove your veil
زهرة المودة
05.08.2010, 18:12
Episode Twenty
a Female baby defiles her mother more than male
Leviticus 12 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+12&version=NASB
2"Speak to the sons of Israel, saying: 'When a woman gives birth and bears a male child, then she shall be unclean for seven days, as in the days of her menstruation she shall be unclean.
5'But if she bears a female child, then she shall be unclean for two weeks, as in her menstruation; and she shall remain in the blood of her purification for sixty-six days.
زهرة المودة
05.08.2010, 18:13
Episode 21
The strange law for widows
Deuteronomy 25)New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+25&version=NASB
5"When brothers live together and one of them dies and has no son, the wife of the deceased shall not be married outside the family to a strange man. Her husband's brother shall go in to her and take her to himself as wife and perform the duty of a husband's brother to her.
6"It shall be that the firstborn whom she bears shall assume the name of his dead brother, so that (H)his name will not be blotted out from Israel.
7" But if the man does not desire to take his brother's wife, then his brother's wife shall go up to the gate to the elders and say, 'My husband's brother refuses to establish a name for his brother in Israel; he is not willing to perform the duty of a husband's brother to me.'
8"Then the elders of his city shall summon him and speak to him. And if he persists and says, 'I do not desire to take her,'
9 then his brother's wife shall come to him in the sight of the elders, and pull his sandal off his foot and spit in his face; and she shall declare, 'Thus it is done to the man who does not build up his brother's house.'
10"In Israel his name shall be called, 'The house of him whose sandal is removed.'
Thank God for being a Muslim
زهرة المودة
06.08.2010, 15:06
Episode 22
The strange law for menstruation
Leviticus 15 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+15&version=NASB
19'When a woman has a discharge, if her discharge in her body is blood, she shall continue in her menstrual impurity for seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening.
20'Everything also on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean, and everything on which she sits shall be unclean.
21'Anyone who touches her bed shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening.
22'Whoever touches any thing on which she sits shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening.
23'Whether it be on the bed or on the thing on which she is sitting, when he touches it, he shall be unclean until evening.
24' If a man actually lies with her so that her menstrual impurity is on him, he shall be unclean seven days, and every bed on which he lies shall be unclean.
25' Now if a woman has a discharge of her blood many days, not at the period of her menstrual impurity, or if she has a discharge beyond that period, all the days of her impure discharge she shall continue as though in her menstrual impurity; she is unclean.
26'Any bed on which she lies all the days of her discharge shall be to her like her bed at menstruation; and every thing on which she sits shall be unclean, like her uncleanness at that time.
27'Likewise, whoever touches them shall be unclean and shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening.
28'When she becomes clean from her discharge, she shall count off for herself seven days; and afterward she will be clean.
29'Then on the eighth day she shall take for herself two turtledoves or two young pigeons and bring them in to the priest, to the doorway of the tent of meeting.
30'The priest shall offer the one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. So the priest shall make atonement on her behalf before the LORD because of her impure discharge.'
Why all this repetition of the word unclean ?
and why everything is unclean until evening ? what about morning ?
Why should the priest make atonement for her ?
What is her sin ????
If every Christian and Jewish women in this world have to do that then how many turtledoves should be slaughtered today ?
زهرة المودة
06.08.2010, 15:07
Episode 23
The provisions of the impurity in men
Leviticus 15 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+15&version=NASB
2"Speak to the sons of Israel, and say to them, ' When any man has a discharge from his body, his discharge is unclean.
3'This, moreover, shall be his uncleanness in his discharge: it is his uncleanness whether his body allows its discharge to flow or whether his body obstructs its discharge.
4'Every bed on which the person with the discharge lies becomes unclean, and everything on which he sits becomes unclean.
5'Anyone, moreover, who touches his bed shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening;
6and whoever sits on the thing on which the man with the discharge has been sitting, shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening.
7'Also whoever touches the person with the discharge shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening.
8'Or if the man with the discharge spits on one who is clean, he too shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening.
9'Every saddle on which the person with the discharge rides becomes unclean.
10'Whoever then touches any of the things which were under him shall be unclean until evening, and he who carries them shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening.
11'Likewise, whomever the one with the discharge touches without having rinsed his hands in water shall wash his clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until evening.
12'However, an earthenware vessel which the person with the discharge touches shall be broken, and every wooden vessel shall be rinsed in water.
13'Now when the man with the discharge becomes cleansed from his discharge, then he shall count off for himself seven days for his cleansing; he shall then wash his clothes and bathe his body in running water and will become clean.
14'Then on the eighth day he shall take for himself two turtledoves or two young pigeons, and come before the LORD to the doorway of the tent of meeting and give them to the priest;
15and the priest shall offer them, one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering So the priest shall make atonement on his behalf before the LORD because of his discharge.
Have you noticed any difference between episode 22 & 23 ?
As you can see more and more turtledoves For slaughter and burning
زهرة المودة
06.08.2010, 15:09
Episode 24
The camel, rabbit and pig are unclean so you must not eat them
Leviticus 11)New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+11&version=NASB
3'Whatever divides a hoof, thus making split hoofs, and chews the cud, among the animals, that you may eat.
4'Nevertheless, you are not to eat of these, among those which chew the cud, or among those which divide the hoof: the camel, for though it chews cud, it does not divide the hoof, it is unclean to you.
5'Likewise, the shaphan, for though it chews cud, it does not divide the hoof, it is unclean to you;
6the rabbit also, for though it chews cud, it does not divide the hoof, it is unclean to you;
7and the pig, for though it divides the hoof, thus making a split hoof, it does not chew cud, it is unclean to you.
8'You shall not eat of their flesh nor touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.
زهرة المودة
06.08.2010, 19:02
Episode 25
Their book is either a liar or does not know how to count
Matthew 12 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+12&version=NASB
40for just as JONAH WAS THREE DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS IN THE BELLY OF THE SEA MONSTER, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
Matthew 28)New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+28&version=NASB
1 Now after the Sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to look at the grave
The crucifixion of Jesus was on Friday
So Jesus was in the grave on the Friday night
And Saturday afternoon
And Saturday night
That makes two nights and one day !!
So where are the three nights and three days in the heart of the earth.
زهرة المودة
06.08.2010, 19:09
Episode 26
Paul is a liar, but his history doesn’t tell us except that he’s the author of Christian belief
There is no evidence in the bible that he’s a messenger , so how they trust him ?
But sometimes you may find a Christian tries to ensure that paul is a messenger and that he’s sent by Christ and ensures this by texts from the bible
It’s an advice that when a Christian tries to do that just ask him from which chapter has he got this text
He’ll say : from chapter (…….) .
Ask him : who’s the author of this chapter .
H’ll say : he’s paul .
Laugh loudly and say to him : They said to a stealer swear
How can you interpret paul by paul ???
I challenge any Christian to show a verse that doesn’t come from chapters of paul himself that he’s a messenger of Christ . in the other hand we can see that all Gospels (Matthew , Mark ,John and Luke) have ensured that he’s a liar .
Acts 9 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%209&version=KJV
7And the men which journeyed with him stood speechless, hearing a voice, but seeing no man.
From that we can understand that his companions
1- didn’t see anything
2- they were listening to the voice of God when he talks to him
Acts 22 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%2022&version=KJV
9And they that were with me saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but they heard not the voice of him that spake to me.
From that we can understand that his companions
1- saw a light
2- they didn’t hear any voice
The question now is this man a liar or not ??
You will find the answer said by paul
Romans 3 )New King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%203&version=NKJV
7 For if the truth of God has increased through my lie to His glory, why am I also still judged as a sinner?
زهرة المودة
08.08.2010, 01:09
Episode 26
Paul is a liar, but his history doesn’t tell us except that he’s the author of Christian belief
There is no evidence in the bible that he’s a messenger , so how they trust him ?
But sometimes you may find a Christian tries to ensure that paul is a messenger and that he’s sent by Christ and ensures this by texts from the bible
It’s an advice that when a Christian tries to do that just ask him from which chapter has he got this text
He’ll say : from chapter (…….) .
Ask him : who’s the author of this chapter .
H’ll say : he’s paul .
Laugh loudly and say to him : They said to a stealer swear
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How can you interpret paul by paul ???
I challenge any Christian to show a verse that doesn’t come from chapters of paul himself that he’s a messenger of Christ . in the other hand we can see that all Gospels (Matthew , Mark ,John and Luke) have ensured that he’s a liar .
Acts 9 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%209&version=KJV
7And the men which journeyed with him stood speechless, hearing a voice, but seeing no man.
From that we can understand that his companions
1- didn’t see anything
2- they were listening to the voice of God when he talks to him
Acts 22 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%2022&version=KJV
9And they that were with me saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but they heard not the voice of him that spake to me.
From that we can understand that his companions
1- saw a light
2- they didn’t hear any voice
The question now is this man a liar or not ??
You will find the answer said by paul
Romans 3 )New King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%203&version=NKJV
7 For if the truth of God has increased through my lie to His glory, why am I also still judged as a sinner?
زهرة المودة
08.08.2010, 01:13
Episode 27
1- How old was he ?
Chronicles2 : 36)King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Chronicles%2036&version=KJV
9Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD.
Kings2 : 24 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Kings+24&version=NIV
8Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. And his mother's name was Nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem.
زهرة المودة
08.08.2010, 01:28
Episode 28
2- How old was he ?
Kings2 : 8 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Kings%208&version=KJV
26Two and twenty years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign; and he reigned one year in Jerusalem. And his mother's name was Athaliah, the daughter of Omri king of Israel.
Chronicles2 : 22 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Chronicles%2022&version=KJV
2Forty and two years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign, and he reigned one year in Jerusalem. His mother's name also was Athaliah the daughter of Omri.
زهرة المودة
08.08.2010, 01:32
Episode 29
How many stalls for horses Solomon had
Kings1: 4) King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Kings%204&version=KJV
26And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.
Chronicles2 : 9 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Chronicles%209&version=KJV
25And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen; whom he bestowed in the chariot cities, and with the king at Jerusalem.
زهرة المودة
08.08.2010, 15:15
Episode 30
How many baths it contained ?
Kings 7 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Kings%207&version=KJV
26And it was an hand breadth thick, and the brim thereof was wrought like the brim of a cup, with flowers of lilies: it contained two thousand baths.
Chronicles2 : 4 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Chronicles%204&version=KJV
5And the thickness of it was an handbreadth, and the brim of it like the work of the brim of a cup, with flowers of lilies; and it received and held three thousand baths.
زهرة المودة
08.08.2010, 15:17
Episode 31
Don’t they know the difference between thousands and hundreds ??
Samuel2 : 8 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel%208&version=KJV
3David smote also Hadadezer, the son of Rehob, king of Zobah, as he went to recover his border at the river Euphrates.
4And David took from him a thousand chariots, and seven hundred horsemen, and twenty thousand footmen: and David houghed all the chariot horses, but reserved of them for an hundred chariots.
Chronicles1 : 18 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Chronicles%2018&version=KJV
3And David smote Hadarezer king of Zobah unto Hamath, as he went to stablish his dominion by the river Euphrates.
4And David took from him a thousand chariots, and seven thousand horsemen, and twenty thousand footmen: David also houghed all the chariot horses, but reserved of them an hundred chariots.
Swear to God a person may wonder how there are 1.7 billion person on earth Follow this book and saying that it’s from God
Maybe they don’t read
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زهرة المودة
08.08.2010, 15:18
Episode 32
Which son he sent Joram or Hadoram
Samuel2 : 8 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel%208&version=KJV
9When Toi king of Hamath heard that David had smitten all the host of Hadadezer,
10Then Toi sent Joram his son unto king David, to salute him, and to bless him, because he had fought against Hadadezer, and smitten him: for Hadadezer had wars with Toi. And Joram brought with him vessels of silver, and vessels of gold, and vessels of brass:
Chronicles1 : 18 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Chronicles%2018&version=KJV
9Now when Tou king of Hamath heard how David had smitten all the host of Hadarezer king of Zobah;
10He sent Hadoram his son to king David, to enquire of his welfare, and to congratulate him, because he had fought against Hadarezer, and smitten him; (for Hadarezer had war with Tou;) and with him all manner of vessels of gold and silver and brass.
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:00
Episode 33
The Author of the Bible is either stupid or drunk
In the same chapter once he said that Michel had five sons and once said that she didn’t had any son
Samuel2 : 6 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel%206&version=KJV
23Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.
Samuel2 : 21 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel%2021&version=KJV
8But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:01
Episode 34
The testimony of jesus , valid or not valid
John 5 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%205&version=NIV
31"If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid
John 8 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%208&version=NIV
14Jesus answered, "Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:03
Episode 35
Did Jesus die before or after the curtain of the temple was torn?
1- before
Matthew 27 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2027&version=NIV
50And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit. 51At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom.
2- after
Luke 23 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=luke%2023&version=NIV
45for the sun stopped shining. And the curtain of the temple was torn in two. 46Jesus called out with a loud voice, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." When he had said this, he breathed his last.
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:12
Episode 36
Did Jesus ascend to Paradise the same day of the crucifixion?
1- yes . He said to the thief who defended him, Today you will be with me in Paradise
Luke 23 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=luke%2023&version=NIV
43Jesus answered him, "I tell you the truth, today you will be with me in paradise."
2- No. He said to Mary Magdelene two days later, I have not yet ascended to the Father
John 20 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2020&version=NIV
17Jesus said, "Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, 'I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.' "
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:14
Episode 37
How did Judas die?
1- After he threw the money into the temple he went away and hanged himself
Matthew 27 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2027&version=NIV
5So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself.
2- After he bought the field with the price of his evil deed he fell headlong and burst open in the middle and all his bowels gushed out
Acts 1 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%201&version=NIV
18(With the reward he got for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out.
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:15
Episode 38
According to the gospels, what were the last words of Jesus before he died?
1- Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit!
Luke 23 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%2023&version=NIV
46Jesus called out with a loud voice, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." When he had said this, he breathed his last.
2- "It is finished"
John 19 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2019&version=NIV
30When he had received the drink, Jesus said, "It is finished." With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:17
Episode 39
Matthew didn’t write the Gospel of Matthew!
Matthew 9 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%209&version=NIV
9As Jesus went on from there, he saw a man named Matthew sitting at the tax collector's booth. "Follow me," he told him, and Matthew got up and followed him.
O People of the Cross where are your brains?????
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:19
Episode 40
Luke had never seen jesus
Luke 1 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%201&version=NIV
1Many have undertaken to draw up an account of the things that have been fulfilled among us, 2just as they were handed down to us by those who from the first were eyewitnesses and servants of the word. 3Therefore, since I myself have carefully investigated everything from the beginning, it seemed good also to me to write an orderly account for you, most
As you can see that luke ( who was not one of the twelve Disciples and didn’t meet jesus at all) was not a witness to the life of jesus (peace be upon him) and that the information was gathered from eyewitnesses, and that the words are not inspired to him from God almighty
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:23
Episode 41
How many singers accompanied the assembly?
1- Two hundred
Ezra 2)New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezra%202&version=NIV
65 besides their 7,337 menservants and maidservants; and they also had 200 men and women singers
2- Two hundred and forty-five
Nehemiah 7 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Nehemiah%207&version=NIV
67 besides their 7,337 menservants and maidservants; and they also had 245 men and women singers
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:26
Episode 42
people the Gospel between your hands was written after the raise of Christ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is well known that the first Christians Gospel is the Gospel of Mark, which was written about 60-75 AD.
That is forty years after the raise of Christ and that means that even Christ himself knows nothing about the Gospel that exists between their hands!
So how did they explain that ?
Mark 8 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%208&version=NIV
35For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for me and for the gospel will save it
Matthew 26 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2026&version=NIV
13I tell you the truth, wherever this gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her."
But as we can see that the Gospel Between our hands those days is not the one that was with Christ
So where is the Gospel of Christ ????
Where is the Gospel that Christ was talking about ???
Their was a Gospel with him but where can we find it now ??
There was a gospel before the raise of Christ . so where is that Gospel ?
Not the Gospels of Mark , Luke , Matthew and John that were written years latter after the raise of Christ
What does the Quran say about that ?
When was the Gospel handled to Christ before or after his raise ?
Surah 5
110. Then will Allah say: "O Jesus the son of Mary! Recount My favour to thee and to thy mother. Behold! I strengthened thee with the holy spirit, so that thou didst speak to the people in childhood and in maturity. Behold! I taught thee the Book and Wisdom, the Law and the Gospel and behold! thou makest out of clay, as it were, the figure of a bird, by My leave, and thou breathest into it and it becometh a bird by My leave, and thou healest those born blind, and the lepers, by My leave. And behold! thou bringest forth the dead by My leave. And behold! I did restrain the Children of Israel from (violence to) thee when thou didst show them the clear Signs, and the unbelievers among them said: 'This is nothing but evident magic.'
So we can’t believe in the Gospel until they Bring the Gospel of Christ and not the Gospels of Mark , Luke , Matthew and John
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 03:28
Episode 43
The Bible denies the idea of inherited sin
Deuteronomy 24 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+24&version=NIV
16 Fathers shall not be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their fathers; each is to die for his own sin.
Jeremiah 31 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Jeremiah+31&version=NIV
29 "In those days people will no longer say,
'The fathers have eaten sour grapes,
and the children's teeth are set on edge.'
30 Instead, everyone will die for his own sin; whoever eats sour grapes—his own teeth will be set on edge.
Ezekiel 18 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+18&version=NIV
19 "Yet you ask, 'Why does the son not share the guilt of his father?' Since the son has done what is just and right and has been careful to keep all my decrees, he will surely live. 20 The soul who sins is the one who will die. The son will not share the guilt of the father, nor will the father share the guilt of the son. The righteousness of the righteous man will be credited to him, and the wickedness of the wicked will be charged against him
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 13:48
Episode 44
The last prophet in the bible
If we take a look at the last chapter in th e old testament and then take a look at the last paragraph in this chapter , we’ll find something strange.
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Malachi 4 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Malachi%204&version=KJV
5Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD:
6And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.
The name of the last prophet is Elijah
So christians please tell me where is Elijah ???
They will say that Elijah is John
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Tell them , but you believe that paul came after John
That means that John is not the last prophet and that God’s revelation didn’t stop.
And even John himself admitted that he is not Elijah
John 1 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%201&version=NIV
19Now this was John's testimony when the Jews of Jerusalem sent priests and Levites to ask him who he was. 20He did not fail to confess, but confessed freely, "I am not the Christ.[g]"
21They asked him, "Then who are you? Are you Elijah?"
He said, "I am not."
"Are you the Prophet?"
He answered, "No."
22Finally they said, "Who are you? Give us an answer to take back to those who sent us. What do you say about yourself?"
23John replied in the words of Isaiah the prophet, "I am the voice of one calling in the desert, 'Make straight the way for the Lord.' "[h]
24Now some Pharisees who had been sent 25questioned him, "Why then do you baptize if you are not the Christ, nor Elijah, nor the Prophet?"
And you still pray and say in your prayers
Matthew 6 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+6&version=NIV
9" 'Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
10your kingdom come,
your will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Has not the kingdom of God comes to you yet ??
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Of course it didn't come yet and will come at the end of time
And Christ didn’t say that john was the last prophet but see what Jesus said
John 14 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2014&version=NIV
26But the Counselor, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I have said to you
John 15 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2015&version=NIV
26"When the Counselor comes, whom I will send to you from the Father, the Spirit of truth who goes out from the Father, he will testify about me
This is the description of Christ to the last prophet ?
I will not say that Muhammad (peace be upon him ) is the last prophet
But please Christians tell me who is the last prophet ?
Who is the Counselor ?
And I have some questions to every Christian who is looking for the right way
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Isaiah 21 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah%2021&version=NIV
A Prophecy Against Arabia
13 An oracle concerning Arabia:
You caravans of Dedanites,
who camp in the thickets of Arabia,
Where is this prophecy that comes from Arabia ?
Have you heard about any prophet from Arabia but prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him ) ?
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Isaiah 29 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah%2029&version=NASB
12Then the book will be given to the one who is illiterate, saying, "Please read this." And he will say, "I cannot read."
13Then the Lord said,
"Because (S)this people draw near with their words
And honor Me with their lip service,
But they remove their hearts far from Me,
And their reverence for Me consists of tradition learned by rote,
Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) was illiterate. His entire life he never learned to read nor write. The exact circumstances of this first revelation were as follows: It was the habit of Muhammad (peace be upon him) to frequently remove himself from the midst of his fellow Arabs and their heathenistic actions and spend many days secluded in the cave of "Hiraa" in the mountains of Makkah where he would pray to God according to the religion of Abraham (peace be upon him). After many years of this, and having reached the age of forty (610AD), the angel Gabriel suddenly appeared before him and ordered him to "Iqra!" (read, recite, repeat, proclaim). Muhammad (peace be upon him), in his terror thought he was being asked to read, so he stammered: "I am unlettered." The angel Gabriel again ordered him to "Iqra!" Muhammad (peace be upon him) again replied: "I am unlettered." The angel Gabriel now took a firm hold of him and commanded him "Iqraa in the name of Allah who created!". Now Muhammad (peace be upon him) began to understand that he was not being asked to read, but to recite, to repeat. He began to repeat after him, and Gabriel revealed to him the first verses of the Qur'an, those at the beginning of the chapter of Al-Alak(96):
"Read(Iqraa): In the name of your Lord who created, Created man from a clot. Read(Iqraa): And your Lord is the Most Bounteous, Who teaches by the pen, Teaches man that which he knew not." (The noble Qur'an, Al-Alak(96):1-5)
Much even more
What is the black building in macca & why muslims go to hajj
The black stone building in macca is the building that was builded by Abraham & his son Ishmael _ The father of arabs
It was the first house built to worship the One God
Mecca is the spot where God sent Hagar and her suckling child to live….. a decade before the birth of Isaac
Genesis 21
15 When the water in the skin was gone, she put the boy under one of the bushes. 16 Then she went off and sat down nearby, about a bowshot away, for she thought, "I cannot watch the boy die." And as she sat there nearby, she began to sob
17 God heard the boy crying, and the angel of God called to Hagar from heaven and said to her, "What is the matter, Hagar? Do not be afraid; God has heard the boy crying as he lies there. 18 Lift the boy up and take him by the hand, for I will make him into a great nation."
19 Then God opened her eyes and she saw a well of water. So she went and filled the skin with water and gave the boy a drink.
20 God was with the boy as he grew up. He lived in the desert and became an archer. 21 While he was living in the Desert of Paran
The black stoned building in Mecca is called the Kaaba and it is located right beside the miraculous water well.
Muslim men and women can worship anywhere in the Kaaba Mosque complex and drink the Holy water at anytime of the day or night.
Muslims drink from this blessed water well and perform prayers in the holiest of holy places built by Abraham.
THE HOUSE OF BACCA ( MACCA ) IN QURAAN ( HOLY BOOK OF MUSLIMS ) AND IN THE BIBLE
QURAAN _AMIRAMITES
3:96 The first house established for the people is the one in Bacca; a blessed beacon for all the people.
3:97 In it are clear signs: the station of Abraham. Anyone who enters it shall be granted safe passage. The people owe it to GOD that they shall observe Hajj to this house, when they can afford it. As for those who disbelieve, GOD does not need anyone
BIBLE _ PSALM84
4 Blessed are those who dwell in your house
they are ever praising you
Selah
5 Blessed are those whose strength is in you
who have set their hearts on pilgrimage
6 As they pass through the Valley of Baca
they make it a place of springs;
the autumn rains also cover it with pools
AS YOU SEE THE BOTH TEXTS EITHER IN QURAAN OR IN BIBLE TALK ABOUT THE SAME THING WHICH IS THE HOUSE PRESENT IN BACCA .. BACCA IS THE OTHER COMMON NAME OF MECCA AND THIS IS THE HOUSE TO WHICH MUSLIMS TRAVEL FOR HAJJ
Corinthians1 : 13)New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians+13&version=NASB
9For we know in part and we prophesy in part;
10but when the perfect comes, the partial will be done away.
Corinthians1 : 13)New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians%2013&version=NIV
. 9For we know in part and we prophesy in part, 10but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears.
Have the perfect comes to you or not yet ?
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The Hidden Truth
http://www.answering-christianity.com/umar_hassan/that_prophet.htm
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 13:50
Episode 47
Who wrote the Torah?
They will tell you that the writter of the Torah is of course the Messenger of Allah Moses
Tell them How Moses wrote the following?
Deuteronomy 34 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2034&version=KJV
5So Moses the servant of the LORD died there in the land of Moab, according to the word of the LORD.
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 13:51
Episode 48
Who wrote the Book of Joshua?
They will tell you Joshua son of Nun
Ask them how Joshua wrote the following ?
Joshua 24 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Joshua+24&version=KJV
29And it came to pass after these things, that Joshua the son of Nun, the servant of the LORD, died, being an hundred and ten years old.
زهرة المودة
12.08.2010, 13:54
Episode 49
When did God created the light?
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Genesis 1 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%201&version=KJV
2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
First how did God saw that the light is good after he created it ? don’t he know what he creates before the creation?
So, did it came with him like that by chance ???
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Genesis 1 )King James Version)
12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
How they believe that God created plants before the sun?
Don’t they know anything about biology???
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Genesis 1 )King James Version)
14And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
First, if the lights were created on the fourth day with the stars - and this is something normal because the sun and the remaining stars are the source of light – but what has been created in the first day ?????????????
So as we see above that God created the sun and the moon , after creating the earth , and this is against the main concepts in the formation of the elements of the solar system . But according to science, the earth was one part with the sun and then they Separated from each other by big bang
And they claim that Christianity is the religion of science
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The Big Bang Theory and the Cosmic Crunch in the Noble Quran
http://www.answering-christianity.com/hot_gas.htm
زهرة المودة
29.09.2010, 01:13
episode 50
Did God created man on the fifth day or seventh???
Here they say that god created man on the fifth day
Genesis 1 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%201&version=KJV
23And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
And here they say that god created man on the seventh day ?
Genesis 2 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%202&version=KJV
2And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
3And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
4These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,
5And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
6But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
7And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
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زهرة المودة
29.09.2010, 12:36
Episode 51
The flocks conceive
Genesis 30 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2030&version=KJV
38And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
39And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
زهرة المودة
30.09.2010, 18:44
Episode 52
God gets tired and had a rest after work
Do you believe that God rested after work?
Genesis 2 )King James Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%202&version=KJV
3And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
But it seems that Isaiah knows God more than Moses because he said
Isaiah 40 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/parser.php?search1=Isaiah+40&version1=NIV&showmoresearches=closed&showmoreversions=closed&pslookup_showfootnotes=yes&pslookup_showxrefs=
28 Do you not know?
Have you not heard?
The LORD is the everlasting God,
the Creator of the ends of the earth.
He will not grow tired or weary,
and his understanding no one can fathom.
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